NEW YORK (Borowitz Report) — Political observer and satirist (if that isn’t redundant these days) Andy Borowitz “reported” on two recent developments that may be of interest to NLN readers:
On April 3, Borowitz revealed that “the Supreme Court decided today that annual physicals were unconstitutional and should be replaced by random strip searches conducted by the nation’s police.”
On April 5, Borowitz reported that “In yet another public relations setback for the beleaguered cruise industry, Somali pirates today said they would no longer board cruise ships, citing ‘unsafe working conditions.’”
[ There are some pundits who believe that Andy's work is fictitious but this reporter is of the opinion that more fact checking goes into a single piece by Borowitz than the entire body of work produced by Fox News. -- Editor ]